Monday, November 1, 2010

Fuck You



If you are here then:

FUCK YOU

Obviously someone wants to send you a message and here it is fucker. FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON!

Of course you can send it on or just eat it. Either fucking way, FUCK YOU. AND THE FUCKING HORSE TOO.

If you want to send it on just copy and paste the url. Have fucking fun. And have a nice FUCKING DAY.

Oh and i forgot something. CUNT. There. FUCK CUNT.
You just got fingered and cunted.
So stop staring at this and pass it on to others cuntfucker.

And if you don't like this, or think it is distasteful, well FUCK OFF CUNTFUCKER.

INTERNET WINS.
now go something.
fap.
read a book.
suicide.
anal penetration.
murder.
punch.
triforce.
kick.
die.
run.
jump.
food.
eat tinfoil.
suck a egg.
slap a child.
kick yourself in the balls.
light something on fire.
kill your wife.
kill your husband.
kill your neighbor.
kill your penis.
kill your vagina.
kill your tv.
kill your boss.
kill your pet.
drink beer.
drink piss.
eat poop.
slap a ho.
make fun of a cripple.
shout at a deaf person.
point at a blind person
laugh at a retard.
go trolling.
lick some cock.
fist a vagina.
punch a vagina.
kick a vagina.
force a coke bottle up a vagina.
light a vagina on fire.
lick a vagina.
go get a std.
see above and share with friends.
sharing is caring :)
give aids to innocent people.
write hate mail to random people.
poop on someones lawn.
piss in a water fountain.
answer the door naked.
act like your being kidnapped in public.
knock a display stand over.
throw water on someone.
fake being injured on the street.
get injured on the street.
deface public property.
go cow tipping.
rip off a drug dealer.
fuck another man's wife.
join a cult then reveal its secrets to the world.
make fun of scientology.
tell tom cruise to fuck off.
piss in someone's shoes.
start a riot.
go do drugs.
bring 11 items to the 10 or less isle checkout.
plug up a public toilet.
read a book.
masturbate.
cut yourself.
try date rape if your still 30 and a virgin.
tip a "working woman".
set off a fire alarm.
give the homeless a refrigerator box.
give someone a good slap to the face.
fart really loud in a public place.
drop a glass item in a department store on purpose.
eat a goldfish.
put a goldfish in a tub of beer to see if it gets drunk or not.
cheat on your wife.
cheat on your husband.
cheat on the one your cheating with.
expose a boner at a strip club.
take a bible to a strip club.
do something nice and tell the stripper she is worth something. really.
drop a watermelon out a window.
kick the shit out of a neighborhood bully.
organize a kkk rally in your hometown.
make a appointment and not go.
eat 1 piece of a 1500 piece puzzle and then give it as a gift.
piss on a bank and get arrested for a federal crime.
shave your pubic hair and send it to locks of love.
keep reading this stupid shit.
try not to be angry.
help someone out.
have sex with a dolphin.
hunt a endangered species.
send vin diesel a rainbow card.
leave brittney spears alone. seriously.
stop watching hollywood shit and watch a indie flick.
feed the homeless.
help the homeless.
adopt a pet.
write someone's phone number on 50 one dollar bills.
give away 50 one dollar bills.
legalize marijuana already.
spit in the wind.
let the gay's have their own church so they can marry.
fuck batman.
aquaman is a homosexual but it is okay we need a gay super hero.
if you fight your fights on facebook, you fail at life.
touch my infection.
drugs are fine in moderation, hence the working user.
drug addicts are fucking fail.
if you open your mouth stupidly when drunk, you are to be punched.
are you still reading this shit.
fuck off.
let obama do his job republican fuckers.
give a helping hand.
kick a horse.
become a flasher.
jump off a bridge.
file sharing is caring.
pay for the music you like and feed your favorite band.
download the rest of the shit off the internet.
sneak into a movie theater.
cam movie.
help bring reason to the mpaa and stop the shit that they allow out to us.
if your brother is in need, fucking help him.
there is no such thing as race.
but there are niggers.
blood is always red.
doctor heal thyself (america).
stop warring.
allow pro choice.
buy a record player.
buy vinyl and listen to music that isn't computerized.
smoke in public.
grow your own tobacco.
roll your own cigs.
triforce kicks ass.
are you still reading this fucker.
hilter was a fucking evil man.
don't let a woman take fucking advantage of you.
also don't slap a woman.
unless she is crazy then it is okay to give her a wack to bring her back to reality.
amateur porn is fine.
chubbys are okay.
fatties are fail.
if you smoke crack your a nigger.
enable education for everyone.
stop being fucking stupid.
give what you take.
there are no super heros, but there are heros.
respect our fallen soldiers.
guns are not responsible for violence.
people are responsible for violence.
http://www.godhatesfags.com/index.html must be put down.
still reading this.
go outside.
throw a egg at someone.
make a vegan eat a steak.
run over a smal animal on the highway.
flip a turtle upside on it's shell.
find your inner child.
then molest it.
get dunk and beat your wife.
get drunk and rape someone.
get drunk and rape yourself.
get drunk and fuck.
get drunk and drink more.
get drunk and die.
lick a asshole.
eat a shit salad.
go to mexico and demand a drivers license.
go to mexico and demand equality for gringos.
go to china and eat japanese food.
act like your gay when you are not.
act straight when you are not.
dig a hole to china.
send american people as terrorists to terrorist countries and suicide blow them up.
tell a jew that they are fashionable in winter.
watch porn on your iphone in public places.
make porn in public places.
save dandruff and sell as cocaine to fails.
which came first the chicken or the egg.
rent a vhs cassette and do not rewind it when you return it.
sell your socks on ebay for fetish lovers.
shit in your bed.
shit in a public restroom and do not flush.
shit in the corner of a public restroom.
shit in the corner of a department store.
shit on a window.
throw a person down the stairs.
raise hell in a emergency room.
go to bar and order 12 shots and have no money.
steal something from someone's lawn.
remember to brush your teeth.
vibrating toothbrushes make excellent sexual toys.
meshuggah listen to it.
have sex with a robot.
eat glass.
take a ride in a dryer at the laundry mat.
pour oil into the ocean.
kill a killer whale.
order food then leave the restaurant.
continue to rant on for as long as you can.
become disillusioned with life.
rob a bank in a small town.
go to mexico.
slap a old person in the face for being old.
tell a parent there child is a ugly monkey.
chat roulette.
sex roulette.
recycle a condom and use flip it inside out.
the government is lying to us all.
stop paying your taxes because its like we get anything from it.
rebuild the economy.
leave someone on the side of the road in the desert.
it is their fault if they are in the fucking desert.
people who enjoy child pornography should be castrated.
pedophiles must be put to death.
rapists must have their penis removed and fed to them forcefully.
jason fucking voorhees.
did we really need a sex in the city 2.
mass suicide if there is a sex in the city 3.
recycle.
whip me suck me beat me eat me.
egg.
2012 is not the end of the world.
unless mass hysteria prevails then we are fucked.
people need to vent.
we are not built for the top of the mountain.
it is OKAY to leave the toilet seat up gentlemen.
women want equal rights well that means equal work also.
the cake is a lie.
they are after you so better hide really good.
dig a hole too deep and fall into it.
have sex with a animal.
new jersey seriously.
cliff burton was a great bass player.
masturbate with sandpaper.
no daddy it is not okay to touch me.
homosexuality is okay.
find your own fault first.
shut up before you open your mouth.
if you are still a virgin at 40 then go to thailand.
there are other lifeforms in the universe.
they are watching us.
drill a hole in your penis and piss three ways.
apartments are apartments and flats are flats.
never miss a free meal.
feed a hungry person.
shoot the fish in the barrel.
eat the fish.
cheat when you play solitaire to be a bad ass.
what goes around comes around eventually.
nice guys finish last.
seriously.
fifteen will get you twenty.
religion is a crock of shit.
but we need to believe in something.
put flour in a hair dryer.
try to be a gentlemen always.
when in doubt hit first then question later.
when in a fight, fight it to end it.
do not go to bed with a angry female.
prenups are acceptable.'
it is your body and you should do what you want with it.
suicide fails.
you can not put your arms around a memory.
when in doubt ask.
always carry a map.
athletes are overpaid because we enable them.
if you are unhappy make a change.
if your going to be late make it worth there while.
do not club baby seals.
drinking fountains are dangerous.
if you catch a std then your are out of luck sorry.
seriously your out of fucking luck.
use a rubber.
if we did not have kfc we would be over run by chickens.
philip k dick was way ahead of his time.
harrison ford was a replicant.
ellen ripley is the most bad ass female to ever live.
the saw franchise knew enough to pull put while they were ahead.
pouring a 40 on the ground for dead brothers is a waste of beer.
alcohol is the answer. the question is wrong.
global warming is a scam.
george bush is as intelligent as a third grader with mental retardation.
bill clinton was a great guy.
so he got his nuts off he is the president.
freedom is not free it is paid for by the bodies of our fallen.
again http://www.godhatesfags.com/index.html needs to be shut down.
more criminals want to be be a criminal than commit the crime.
survival of the fittest is evolution.
plant a tree.
do not shit where you eat.
i do not have to prove that god exists to you.
let others be and be they the others.
kindness will always come back upon kindness.
save a life.
get a tattoo of a x in your head.
charles manson was innocent.
catholics have all the fun.
red heads are definitely spicy.
blondes are not really dumb just stupid sometimes.
if you take offense to this they your fucking stupid.
if you have to hate hate equally.
elvis is really dead.
do you really believe we landed on the moon.
america is not free.
9/11 could have been stopped.
japan is a island.
there are no dragons there.
trifore rules again.
microsoft is fucking useless.
linux is better.
information should be shared.
we should see where all of our tax dollars are going publicly.
can the government account for all of the money we pay in taxes.
obama is doing the best he can with what he had to work with after the republicans nearly killed us.
the right wing needs to be cut off.
there should be a open vote for marijuana legislation and taxation.
do not choke the chicken.
the north won the war for a reason.
in out up over down through.
will this ever end.
what will we tell our children when we ruin the planet.
artificial intelligence will see fit to kill us off.
the press is dead.
no guns then what about knives and sticks.
bottled water is just pure shit.
take a vacation and enjoy it.
it is better to love and lose then not to love.
children need to be able to be children.
is the end near or is the end already here and we missed the boat.
one day we will have world peace when we are all dead.
frankie bones is all i have to say.
please be kind to your fellow man.
do not cry over spilled milk.
prince really is a symbol.
it is okay to be afraid at times.
do not run away but conquer.
demand equality.
think twice about thinking twice.
if you have nothing to say then shut the fuck up.
almost at the end of this.
very tired of everything.
there might not be a light at the end of the tunnel.
one more time for http://www.godhatesfags.com/index.html.
god does love us.
if he is there.
he wrote one book also.
people can have different religious views.
if you do not want to be stereotyped then stop giving a reason for it.
it is okay to cry at night.
google is a good thing.
john murphy makes great music.
and this is the end my only friend.
jim morrison was the lizard king.
have a little faith in ourselves.
please push some kindness on to others.
help the fallen.
feed the hungry.
have a bit of hope.
help the helpless.
love one another.
love yourself.
do the right thing.
remember you have only one life.
there is always tomorrow.
and the last thing is.
fuck i forgot.

1 comment:

  1. I am sure I have done a lot of this , I'm upset that I wasted time reading it how's that for fuck off *evil* smiles once again oh and I ate tinfoil with you in my garage and my dad caught us remember !!!!!!!!!

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